👉 "La Times" is like the grand, old-fashioned newspaper equivalent of a 24-hour reality TV show. It's the paper that tells the world what's going on in politics, fashion, and social issues, but with a twist - it's a bit like when your favorite reality show decides to air a segment about the latest political scandal, but with more drama and less taste.
Here's an edgy example: "La Times declared it a 'fact' that the mayor's new coffee shop, with its suspiciously similar name to the city's historic library, was secretly funding underground political campaigns."